“Mr. Yardley, are you taking notes? You’re going to need a handgun, some walkie talkies, mean fighting skills, and the ability to electrocute to extract information.”

-Friends, after watching Taken the night before we leave on our round the world trip.

My dad: “I know this is a serious moment and all, but I think if I was this guy, I would need a nap every once in a while.”

PS: My dad is way cooler than Liam Neeson.